Sunday, November 2, 2008

Olives in your anus...


Did you ever have a waking fantasy? I have them often, I'm demented because of this- so I'm hoping I'm not alone. I have noticed one thing: the less sex I get, the more frequent my fantasies become. Here is a perfect example of a waking fantasy....

My husband (who I am still attracted to, despite the fact it's unrequited) came into the kitchen to grab a handful of Calamata olives (hey, we're Italian!). He had a faux-hawk from sleeping, and two day facial stubble...pure hotness! The sick bitch I am, I pictured him naked on all fours on the kitchen floor while I slowly put olives in his asshole. I actually bursted out with laughter, he asked me what was so funny and I told him.

He was not amused.




*the above photo is my new doll from a Japanese company called 4Woods, I have named her Suki...and she is obscenely hot. Like wow hot. See the 4Woods line up of dolls here, soon my photos will be featured on their website too:


www.aidoll.4woods.jp

12 comments:

Chip Willis said...

haha, you are You.

No veggies here, but I'll prolly have a nightmare or two now!
haha

Miss you!

Mike said...

LMFAO!

Cristi said...

tell him he better shape up or next time it'll be a PLUM

hahahhaa

Mihailo said...

Did you see movie "Little Nicky"?
It has a funny pineapple scene...

Why wasn't he amused?
Dreams are for dreaming.

Stacy Leigh said...

mihailo,

Because he's not that fun as of late. He can't leave work at the door when he get's home, or something like that.

Tanya said...

We need to get drinks and talk about how inactive our sex lives are.

BTW did the olives have pits?
Gives new meaning to OLIVE JUICE.

Jay Bowman said...

Totally gave me an idea for a new story.

Hells yeah...

Orixx said...

Too funny.

I also notice that I think about sex more and more when I'm not getting it, and it'll happen at the most random and/or inappropriate times.

carpo . animus said...

you are not alone... lol.

every time i get a chance to visit yer blog, i am left satisfied. you are one very funny woman and it makes me happy to see more of those around. :)

Lucky B said...

Good thing he wasn't going for an apple. He really wouldn't have been amused with that thought I'm sure:)

Capt Stu Beans said...

had i read this before the weekend, id have gotten you a dirty martini and just smiled.

instead of a silly string cocktail.

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