Thursday, March 13, 2008


I'll miss them.

It seems as though the technology has yet to be licensed to another company. This kind of worries me a little bit. Polaroids remind me so much of the 70's, it would be tragic to see the demise of them. Remember "Body on Tap" shampoo and "The Weeble Wobble Treehouse"?

Well I do- and I would hate to see the beloved Polariod go the way of the Dodo bird.

*the above composite is some of my doll polaroids, sorry for the shit quality but I don't have a scanner- so that is literally a photograph of them.

Saturday, March 8, 2008


eludes me right now......

I feel like a dot.

*The above photo is of Stella and her tuft.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

happy endings........

....or not.

I can't decide. My husband went for his umpteenth massage and came home with his undies on inside out.

what the fuck?

I told my Dr. about it during casual conversation, and he said the first thing he does when he gets a massage- is get naked. I can't quite get a grasp on this concept. I don't know- maybe I am crazy jealous or something but last time my husband got a massage, I did a crotch check and noticed there was oil pooled around his balls....

I'll admit I am literally laughing as I write this- but at the same time I am really perturbed by it too. I suppose I will go get some naked massages,  just to level the playing field.

*the above photo is Ebony, she is blessed with awesome boobs.