Wednesday, March 5, 2008

happy endings........





....or not.

I can't decide. My husband went for his umpteenth massage and came home with his undies on inside out.


what the fuck?


I told my Dr. about it during casual conversation, and he said the first thing he does when he gets a massage- is get naked. I can't quite get a grasp on this concept. I don't know- maybe I am crazy jealous or something but last time my husband got a massage, I did a crotch check and noticed there was oil pooled around his balls....

I'll admit I am literally laughing as I write this- but at the same time I am really perturbed by it too. I suppose I will go get some naked massages,  just to level the playing field.






*the above photo is Ebony, she is blessed with awesome boobs.

10 comments:

D.L. Wood said...

If you got close enough to know that he had oil pooling around his balls - and - didn't smell another woman your ok.

D.L. Wood

MDiva said...

Ebby does have awesome boobs. :D

Burning Bronwen said...
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Tanya said...

perturbed i would be too, but since this almost just happened to me this past December in your area. Go to Oasis Spa, the one on 1 park ave, request Max. trust me i think it's in the area of revenge. I almost got it and i wasn't even looking for it! and this place aint no Asian massage parlor either. lots of posh clients.
I still haven't decided if i'm going back for my happy ending, but i know it's there when i need it. we need to get coffee next time i'm in your neck of the woods so i can fill you in ;)

T-Mc said...

@D.I. Happy endings are hand jobs....you won't smell a woman.

Massages are cool.

Daniela Victoria said...

Can I volunteer to give you a naked massage?

Knightshot said...
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Knightshot said...

I have to say, I live at the end of the world and when I got my first massage I went into shock when she told me to strip and get on the table. She did cover me with a towel, however. As nice as it might have seemed I ended up dozing off on the table. However, when I awoke there was no oil around my balls...... Chalk that up to old age I guess. Good luck Stacy.

P.S. Ditto on Daniela's comment :)

Knightshot said...
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Knightshot said...

I couldn't help but pass this on after I stumbled across it.

Happy Ending