Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Porn...


...sure is useful!!!!


Seriously though, porn is a HUGE industry. In fact, if I'm not mistaken it's the fastest growing industry in the United States. So much so, that PayPal members demanded they allow adult transactions. Up until now PayPal (which is owned by Ebay) would not allow the purchase of adult items. That has officially changed. 'bout fuckin' time, huh?

Anywhoo, for three years we have a bit of a ritual around these parts...I am not sure why I haven't mentioned it before- but every January my husband and I attend the Adult Entertainment Expo, in sunny Las Vegas. Seeing as I am a fluffy type chick, I loves' me some Vegas! I could live there easily. Gross. I know. I actually have an aunt and cousin who live in Las Vegas. We don't talk much.

So once again I will be roughing it at a posh hotel in Vegas ogling some SERIOUSLY HOT WOMEN. I will meet my newest client from Japan, and I will order my first Black doll. YES FINALLY! I am excited to add a dark skinned doll to my line up. She is not my ideal when it comes to features. My ideal doll would look like Naomi Campbell or the R&B singer Cassie. I love both of these women and have a profound appreciation for their faces. This doll more closely resembles Leona Lewis or Beyonce. Both very beautiful women, but not my ideal choice. The moment I see a doll that is closer in resemblance to either Naomi or Cassie- I will buy her on the spot!


Well, I have to go do the dreaded packing...I HATE packing, I always forget something important.



*the above photo is Carolyn. She is still 18, and she is still perfect. That is all.

3 comments:

Mahtek said...

I'll see you in Vegas!

Perhaps we can "build out" our new dolls together?

Dig, man, there goes Mack the Knife! said...

Not for long...
My birthday is next Monday. ;)

Capt Stu Beans said...

cmon man. the avns are over. i want the followup blog!