Playboy Glamour 101...

BoyToyDolls™ Miss July.


...art imitating life.

















*the above photos are Veronica Hart proving she is indeed a hussy doll.

My New Hussy....

Her name is Veronica Hart. Apparently this was an 80's porn star I know nothing of! But the name fits, and so it stays. She's a Boy Toy Doll, and she is Miss July. Boy Toy Dolls are created by the same artist who created RealDolls. The photos on the website (www.BoyToyDolls.com) are NOT mine. I repeat the pics on the Boy Toy website are NOT mine. They should be, but they're not...


Regardless, she is hot and I adore her to pieces.

Diversify...

I FINALLY convinced my husband to buy some art.



Some time last year, we were walking on Lincoln Road in Miami and I saw art that made me stop dead in my tracks. It was a piece done by artist Colin Christian. It was a seven foot statue made of fiberglass and silicone. She was a space girl with a fetish twist and I was in LOVE!!!!!! Well, a few weeks ago, my husband and I were walking on Spring Street in SoHo and saw some of Colins work in the Opera Gallery. I'll be honest.....it didn't really take much convincing to get my husband to buy some art on the spot.

I simply referred to "exhibit A"; when the hubs and I first fell in love, we were (not surprisingly) in SoHo at the POP Gallery and I saw a painting that was a little over $3000, it was small and he could not conceive buying something he knew with certainty, that I could paint on my own for $50 bucks...

Turns out it was a Jeff Koons.

kill me now.


It's worth so much more today, that when I think about it- my stomach gets all squishy. He didn't listen then- but he listened now. Most importantly we listened with our hearts. Because even if Colins work never appreciates, we absolutely derive joy from his beautiful art.


*the above photo is a wall sculpture by artist Colin Christian entitled, "S-mokin" and it proudly hangs on our wall.

Free Fuck Pass...

Yeah. Makes for a weird blog title, huh?

I'll explain...

My hubby and I have an ever changing list of five names. This is the list of people, where if given the opportunity to fuck them- we can. They have to be celebrities of sorts (best friends and siblings are deal breakers!!!) or well known models. Anyway, the list is ever changing and my list has finally gotten some new names on it! Here is the abridged version 2.0 in ascending order:


5) George Clooney (he is a classic)
4) Pamela Anderson (circa 1990's)
3) Seth Macfarlane (creator of Family Guy)
2) John Mayer (singer/artist)
1) Jack White (singer/artist/genius)


I wonder what my husbands list is looking like these days...



*the above photo is Dolce shot in Tribeca, nyc

Spit me out...

...it's okay. You don't have to love me.


I've cried over you my whole life. I know you have so much pain inside- I wish I could take it away. If I could heal your hurt, I would. But now that I know what true love is, I want to mend you for my own selfish reasons.

You don't have to love me.

Mom, are you listening?