Friday, September 5, 2008

Meet George Jetson....






...daughter Judy.


I don't have too much to say...I wish I did though. I am headed to Florida to watch my revamped Jets take on the revamped Dolphins. It's funny because if you know anything about football, you know what's going on. The best part is we bought our tickets when Pennington was still bleeding green. He'll be missed, but this is the Favre era, and we are long overdue...


Oh, bring us to the promise land Favre....


*The above photo is the awesome little Lauren- who has the potential to be my muse. She inspires me (I am a sucker for platinum blonde). I got her a casting with Playboy magazine, wish her luck!!!!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Playboy Glamour 101...

BoyToyDolls™ Miss July.


...art imitating life.

















*the above photos are Veronica Hart proving she is indeed a hussy doll.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

My New Hussy....







Her name is Veronica Hart. Apparently this was an 80's porn star I know nothing of! But the name fits, and so it stays. She's a Boy Toy Doll, and she is Miss July. Boy Toy Dolls are created by the same artist who created RealDolls. The photos on the website (www.BoyToyDolls.com) are NOT mine. I repeat the pics on the Boy Toy website are NOT mine. They should be, but they're not...


Regardless, she is hot and I adore her to pieces.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Diversify...


I FINALLY convinced my husband to buy some art.



Some time last year, we were walking on Lincoln Road in Miami and I saw art that made me stop dead in my tracks. It was a piece done by artist Colin Christian. It was a seven foot statue made of fiberglass and silicone. She was a space girl with a fetish twist and I was in LOVE!!!!!! Well, a few weeks ago, my husband and I were walking on Spring Street in SoHo and saw some of Colins work in the Opera Gallery. I'll be honest.....it didn't really take much convincing to get my husband to buy some art on the spot.

I simply referred to "exhibit A"; when the hubs and I first fell in love, we were (not surprisingly) in SoHo at the POP Gallery and I saw a painting that was a little over $3000, it was small and he could not conceive buying something he knew with certainty, that I could paint on my own for $50 bucks...

Turns out it was a Jeff Koons.

kill me now.


It's worth so much more today, that when I think about it- my stomach gets all squishy. He didn't listen then- but he listened now. Most importantly we listened with our hearts. Because even if Colins work never appreciates, we absolutely derive joy from his beautiful art.


*the above photo is a wall sculpture by artist Colin Christian entitled, "S-mokin" and it proudly hangs on our wall.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Free Fuck Pass...


Yeah. Makes for a weird blog title, huh?

I'll explain...

My hubby and I have an ever changing list of five names. This is the list of people, where if given the opportunity to fuck them- we can. They have to be celebrities of sorts (best friends and siblings are deal breakers!!!) or well known models. Anyway, the list is ever changing and my list has finally gotten some new names on it! Here is the abridged version 2.0 in ascending order:


5) George Clooney (he is a classic)
4) Pamela Anderson (circa 1990's)
3) Seth Macfarlane (creator of Family Guy)
2) John Mayer (singer/artist)
1) Jack White (singer/artist/genius)


I wonder what my husbands list is looking like these days...



*the above photo is Dolce shot in Tribeca, nyc

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Spit me out...





...it's okay. You don't have to love me.


I've cried over you my whole life. I know you have so much pain inside- I wish I could take it away. If I could heal your hurt, I would. But now that I know what true love is, I want to mend you for my own selfish reasons.

You don't have to love me.

Mom, are you listening?

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Park º 5...





Park Magazine issue º5 has hit the newsstands, and there is an 8 page feature on my work!!! I am very excited because this is a beautiful publication. There is another artist featured in this issue who has his roots in graffiti. Growing up listening to hip hop, and living in Brooklyn has given me a profound appreciation for the art form. I have always LOVED well done graffiti. The artists name is Bom-K and he is genius. See his awesome work here: www.damentalvaporz.com


I would like to give a special thanks to Sandra (who happens to have an extremely sexy voice) Thank you Sandra!!!!!! You are an absolute angel- and when you come to nyc, I would love to buy you lunch!


See the issue of Park º5 here:
www.parkmag.fr

(scroll down for my stuff)





*the above photo is Isobel Wren and Ashley Anderson, doing what girls do...

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Conquest...






The above photo is an art model; brilliant and brave, Tia. Who looks to be won over by Jaime "the RealDoll" Anderson. I don't think Tia likes these photos very much....





but I do.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Poupee...





...is French for doll- or loosely "love doll".



Yesterday my husband and I discussed a trip to Paris and Monaco in September (my birthday). While in Monaco though, my husband will be attending a horribly dull insurance thingie. Just so you guys know- my husband works for a private hedge fund as an investor. He specializes in financial institutions. Anywhoo he will be very busy and almost totally unavailable while in Monte Carlo. Which is fine with me, because I'll have my camera and a credit card. Besides, we will be staying at the hotel that was in "Oceans 13" starring the delicious George Clooney...


mmm.....George Clooney. Who my husband bears a resemblance to. In fact my husband looks like the love child of Steve Carell and George Clooney. Think about that for a second. He's fucking hot- my husband.


mmm....my husband.



Whoops!! Back to the French.
I am excited to go back to Monte Carlo with my camera. Monte Carlo is where Helmut Newton lived, and loved life. Mr. Newton is of king like status to me. Hell, I would go as far as saying Helmut Newton has a Godlike status, but I am sure you would all think I'm nuts!!! Well, not only was Helmut a fucking photographic genius- he absolutely adored poupees (dolls), but best of all...


...he LOVED RealDolls™!!!!!


I find this uncanny, because I was recently contacted by a lovely woman named Sandra. It turns out Sandra is from a new French magazine called "Park". Somehow, they stumbled across the Realdoll website. Enjoyed my photos, and decided to run a story on my art (I told you I love the French). They're so open minded and have such a zest for the arts...even mine!! I am beyond flattered!!! I am aware that magazines can drop a story at anytime, as evidenced by "Playboy" magazine (which has been sitting on my stuff for a little over a year). But because "Park" magazine is from Paris, I think they will actually run the story.

Cross your fingers for me. After what I am now referring to as, "Amy-Gate '08" (the Amy incident, I sort of blogged about a couple of weeks ago) I need the happy news!!!



Oh, and Happy Fathers Day! Just in case any dads happen to read this shit....



*the above photo is my RealDoll™ Ashley Anderson (face 16, body 7).


Fuck Amy.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Neighbors...






...mine are fancy!!!

Since I have lived down here, in what might as well be New Jersey. I have seen: Terry Richardson doing a photo-shoot, some random fashion shoot right in front of my apartment and last evening they shot this commercial outside of my building. I must admit- I was a TriBeca hater. I had to be dragged here by the husband kicking and screaming. I never wanted to live down here. Especially since my husband lived less then ten blocks from here with his first wife- it pissed me off.


I
love
Chelsea.



I decided to tough it out in a loft in TriBeca for the next 18 months, in Manhattans version of "the sticks". Alright, so I am admitting right here and now I was wrong.

TriBeca rocks the biggest balls of them all....

but don't tell my husband I said that.



*the above photos are of Josh, and the crew.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Amy...



...can suck my proverbial dick.


*the above photos are not of Amy, they are of Daniela Victoria.

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Open Book



By Gnarls Barkley.

The song is off the hook....in fact the whole album 'The Odd Couple', rocks my socks. Toss the Raconteurs into the mix, and I am on the brink of musical orgasm.


I have a lot of retouching to catch up on...I recently did a shoot with a Realdoll and a Realgirl. The model was awesome, seeing as she gave me 110% to make the photos work- and they look amazing!!! I'll post them soon.... On the photographic tip I have so much stuff to tell you- that it's too late to start that dialogue tonight. My next blog entry will have so much to say about where I am with my 'career', because an update is long over due.


sweet dreams...


*the above photo is my Realdoll face Jamie Anderson- shot in the new crib, with copious amounts of natural light.



have a good weekend... I know I plan on having one.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Vacant...





Your face is pretty, but your character is dirty.

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Moving SUCKS!!!



Friday is the official day, and because of Julianas passing I am a little under pressure. When I am settled- I will go see an exibit at a gallery in Soho where a Realdoll is on display. Visit the gallery website @ www.bitmaps.com and read about it- any doll related news is exciting to me!!!!

I am busy packing...so I've gotta run!


*the above photo is of Daniela V. spanking one of my dolls...nice boobs, huh?

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Remember...


...this poem. It was read by the priest at Julianas funeral yesterday, and it really rings true for everybody.






The Dash
by Linda Ellis


I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the beginning...to the end.

He noted that first came the date of her birth
and spoke of the following date with tears,
but he said what mattered most of all
was the dash between those years.

For that dash represents all the time
that she spent alive on earth...
and now only those who loved her
know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not, how much we own;
the cars....the house...the cash.
What matters is how we live and love
and how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard...
are there things you'd like to change?
For you never know how much time is left.
(You could be at "dash midrange.")

If we could just slow down enough
to consider what's true and real,
and always try to understand
the way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger,
and show appreciation more
and love the people in our lives
like we've never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect,
and more often wear a smile...
remembering that this special dash
might only last a little while.

So, when your eulogy's being read
with your life's actions to rehash...
would you be proud of the things they
say about how you spend your dash?


*the above photo is Catie Lee looking like fine art- which Juliana loved.